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If I'm going to hang out with another man, there better be a case of beer to split and we're busy drawing up plans to rip off a bank.
about 6 hours
Never fall in love on a sunny day, they'll never look that good again.
about 15 hours
I'm telling you now, there ain't one shark on this planet that I trust. Does that make me prejudice? Fine! I don't care!
17:54 Sep 09
Just wrote a letter, I taped a bullet to it and wrote, 'The next one will be coming at you a lot faster, so take a good look at this one'
13:53 Sep 09
There's only two things that can't live in captivity: Great white sharks and Mike Creed.
05:36 Sep 09
Here's what gets to me. If your family came here on the Mayflower, you should you should have a bigger yard.
20:20 Sep 08
I used to do sales for a while. My hook used to be "buy this, or I'll burn your house down"
15:39 Sep 08
One time I yelled "Theater!" in a crowded fire and I was arrested. But I was a kid.
22:24 Sep 07
What has happened to American males,they're either petrified that something is going to happen, or depressed, that nothing has ever happened
17:00 Sep 07
From Dusk 'til Dawn, is a great movie until it turns into the thriller video.
22:49 Sep 06
If I gave away a kidney, I'd show off the scar all day, I wouldn't own a shirt.
04:57 Sep 06
More people comment on my cycling than anything else I've done in my life. And I've cured polio. I told the kids to stay out of ponds.
04:45 Sep 04
This isn't blasphemy but Jesus would be lucky to go 2 for 10 off a lefty.
06:43 Sep 03
To Michael Bay: Why don't you take fifty grand and have some of your scripts worked on?
15:24 Sep 01
There's something in our DNA that makes us know that one day, the robots will kill us.
00:46 Sep 01
At xmas when I was 14, I looked at my parents and said to my sister "As soon as they're gone, Im never seeing you again. I do this for them"
15:08 Aug 31
Money isn't everything in life. It's also the awesome goods and services that you can buy with your money.
05:07 Aug 31
You know what name doesn't make sense, Earth. What does that even mean? I wouldn't mind renaming this planet Jackrabbit Slim's
16:36 Aug 30
Am I the only one that read To Kill A Mockingbird and thought he did it?
15:54 Aug 30
Do you know what I think a relaxed state is? Delaware.
15:47 Aug 29
I don't know if I want to be in team that would have a guy like me as a member.
19:31 Aug 27
From what I understand I'm seconds from death at all times, but a lot of seconds.
04:38 Aug 27
@The_Hollywood well I think @mmmaiko @kfuckingp and I would buy a dance from last one. She was cute.
18:22 Aug 26
I know if I get enough sleep, I can beat any disease.
18:56 Aug 25
Lou Reed is the slowest rapper in history.
18:40 Aug 25
Some people say Lou Reed is a genius. But if I wrote his songs, you'd think I was being silly.
21:35 Aug 24
You'll never get a Russian to admit he lost. They'll just go home, tell everyone they won and make a medal out of platinum.